Quotes
Session 1
- "He'd like us ASAP." -Faris
- "Can you call me in two hours?" -Kern
- "Think of it as you're from France and have just come to England." -Sol
- "So Chaos is like France?" -Steve
- "Shall I be expecting you all to come back up, or shall this be a
one way trip?" -Roger, to PCs headed to Pattern room
- "It's not moving. This should be easy." -Rabban on walking the Pattern
- "So Chaosites do this all the time?" -Sterling
- "Walk the Pattern?" -Jeff
- "You get to the center [of the Pattern] and you puddle." -Sol to Jeff
- "I'm not going out there to clean that up." -Steve
- "Just how big is your horse?" -Sol
- "That's sort of a personal question..." -Steve
- "She says 'Long Live Gerard!' while shooting Gerard's son?" -Paul
- "You're being Trumped." -Sol
- "I take it." -Julie/Sydney
- "It's a wet, bleeding Sterling." -Steve
- "At least this one's not naked." -Bill
- "I go seek out Flora." -Paul
- "Remind her that her clothes are out of style. She likes that." -Shelly
Session 2
- "I think you meant, 'Are you insane, my lord?'" -Steve
- "Did anyone die?" -Random
- "Not that I can remember being responsible for." -Rabban
- [On Gerard] "He looks like he was in a battle, slept some, and
didn't clean up." -Sol
- "He has pillow head." -Paul
- "I think it's a good thing Random has returned, so we don't have to
worry about the possibility of Sterling ending up as our leader."
-Julie
- "So Chaos is like Thailand?" -Steve
Session 3 -- 8/31/97
- "You were supposed to take him out and strand him." -Paul
- "I tried that, but he learned something." -Shelly
- "You hear a cry of rage as the Trump contact fails." -Sol
- "Fails?!!!" -Julie
- "Oh, I meant fades." -Sol
- "How long have you been in the service of the great god Issek?"
-Sterling
- "Six weeks, give or take a month." -random priest
- "Did you hear about the guy in the dungeons yesterday?" -Roger
- "No, I think I missed that." -Sydney
- "It's a short story, and now it's over, because he's dead." -Roger
- "I think I'm blond. I don't remember." -Sterling/Steve
Session 4 -- 9/28/97
- "I check my partner's lunch for foreign objects." -Bill
- "Sterling hasn't blown anything up for at least a week." -Sol
- "No big deal. Just had to kill some street mimes. " -Bill
- "I'll do my best to look not guilty." -Jeff
- "Clearly, they're under some sort of evil spell." -Sterling
- "Of course. They find you attractive..." -Paul
Session 5 -- 10/??/97
- "I'd like you to take some of your best men, trained killers all... or
just some who know what they're doing." -Sterling
- "Is the guy who keeps Chaosites in his lunbox around?" -Bill
- "I don't think Sterling took his medication today." -Steve
- "I don't think they'd have to get through anything if they could break
dance." -Paul
- "If I'd known you had to break dance, I'd have never played a Chaosite."
-Jeff
- "If it is a two-headed bear, I'd recognize it instantly." -Paul
- "You can't be cute; this is Amber!" -Sol
- "You can't be in the FBI if you don't have all your toes." -Shelly
- "Is that because of balance or because they know that people who
don't have all their toes are evil?" -Sol
- "Did they steal the Crown Jewels?" -Sterling
- "The Crown Jewels of Amber?" -prisoner
- "No, the Crown Jewels of Poughkeepsie." -Sterling
Session 6 -- 11/9/97
- "Very good, Messenger, you are dismissed... wait, where is the
prisoner?" -Sterling
- "I missed Scariest Police Chases 2, so I might not be able to follow 3."
-Steve
- "I have a somewhat sensitive temperament and I hate to see my fellow man
suffer." -Sterling
- "Oh, I'm a fine judge of character..." -Sterling
- "Are you telling me a young man of Amber does not know his magic?" -Flint
- "I went to public school." -Sterling
- "I have my lucid moments - about one a week." -Sterling
- "Sunny D is Tang!" -Bill's epiphany
- "You cannot put lox and cream cheese on a raspberry white chocolate
bagel... Serious food group violation." -Shelly
- "Fiona says 'Oops.'" -Sol
- "When Fiona says 'oops', you know it's bad." -Shelly
- "Did she drop his brain?" -Bill
- "Is it possible he shape-shifted into a dead person?" -Sterling
- "Shape shifting into a dead person... I'll have to remember that trick."
-Sol
- "You can only do it once." -Steve
- "Did Rabban have a weapon he ususaly carried? Something like a
'Rabbanswandir'?" -Bill
- "What's your plan?" -Roger to Sterling
- (out of character comment) "You're asking a lot." -Shelly
- "Hold open the Trump Gate and jump through!" -Sterling
- "You're dreaming. Suddenly, you get a Trump call." -Sol
- "Do I have to wake up to take it?" -Paul
- "Do you have an evil plan? You look like you're coming down with
one." -Sol to Steve
Session 10 (?) -- 7/12/98
- "Where'd you get that sword?" -Benedict
- "It was in a rock. I pushed aside a kid to get it." -Steve
- "Sterling needs his own pattern." -Steve
- "Wouldn't that be like... Eurodisney?" -Bill
- "Why can't we ever board the ship of the Chaos bikini team?" -Bill
- "Because I'm carefully guarding that trump." -Steve
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